Should that have been you giving the press conference because you know so much more than an actual manager does? Join our fantasy league and prove it!
Hello hello! Are you frustrated at the lack of transfer activity so far this summer? Are you one of those people who sit there and say "Well I'd have bought this guy, and I'd have played such and such instead of so and so"... Well now's the time to prove you're a better manager than those who actually do it for a living by joining our Fantasy Football League!
Yes, we've set one up and unlike last year where there was a cash prize, there isn't this year, it's merely for fun and the ability to say you're better than every body else at this sort of thing. Which is a decent enough prize in itself, plus you know, double-dip recession and all that, we're not made of money.
We're running it with the Premier League's site, meaning you have a mammoth £100m to spend on your squad of players, including subs which you can make each week. It's one fo the best online fantasy football games around in fairness. Very well organised.
So, to join and see how much better you are at it than us Roker Report writers all you have to do is head to here:
Sign up and all that, and enter this league code to join the Roker Report League:
It's that simple. We look forward to getting comprehensively beaten by you.